$499,900

Looking for that home that screams . . . "Do Not Enter"? Well, you've found it! Bring your Bulldozer, not your Toothbrush! Located in the heart of Norco, the land and location are where it's at! Build your dream home, stable, or whatever your imagination (and building permits) will allow. Yes, she's a little rough around the edges - okay, all over, and yes she screams more bring the bulldozer than DIY, (let's face it, she won't be featured on HGTV). Come, bring your hazmat suit, contractors (yes "s" you're going to need them), and beautiful ideas and turn this dog in to hound! Current features include: Custom Lighting – enjoy natural starlight through the large, gaping hole in the ceiling above the fridge. Who needs chandeliers? Critter Co-Tenants – it’s never lonely here, because nature already moved in thanks to the large hole under the front door and DYI patches throughout. Patio:OSHA’s worst nightmare. – step out back if you dare. Spoiler: don’t, it's an unsafe back patio that’s really just a demolition opportunity waiting for you. Solar Panels – proof that some companies will put solar on anything. Functional? Unknown. Entertaining? Absolutely. Retro wall heater – doubtful it ever worked, but hey, it’s vintage, definitely makes for an excellent conversation piece. Odor-Enhanced Flooring – stained, torn, and infused with scents that can only be described as… “unique.” Health Hazards Galore – possible lead paint, asbestos, and other fun surprises sure to keep you guessing. This is a complete tear-down/rebuild opportunity for the bold, the visionary, and the strong-stomached.